the devil has no feet

I saw Tubie push an old lady down in the middle of a crowded mall yesterday. If that wasn't enough he proceeded to give her a wedgy with her Depends under garment. The garment was full of fecal waste which only seemed to anger Tubie. He took the dirty Depends and slapped a baby in the face with it while exiting the mall. I think he was so harsh because he noticed me and wanted me to tell the others here at work of his insanity...