This just in, Tubie has been found in a storm sewer outside Santa Barbara, Cali next to a dead and partially eaten ET. Police reports say that the malnourished "tube" is expected to make a full recovery. Forensics do not know why the "tube" was dressed up as a human, however, they do believe that Tubie maybe responsible for ET's death. A BMX bike was also found near the scene with a milk crate fastened to the handle bars; police have not linked the bike to the scene though. Tubie has been placed in temporary custody under medical supervision upon further DNA testing. An elderly woman had this to say upon discovering the grisly site, "what kind of pervert eats the ass end of a sick alien?" Odds are Tubie, as some call this piece of PVC piping, will be put away for a long long time.
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