Tubie is lost

Tubie is lost. Nobody knows where he is. He probably just got lost. It's not like I would take him out behind the warehouse and slowly take a blowtorch to his plastic PVC body. Hopefully we find him soon. Otherwise we don't know what will happen to this company. Someone will need to stand up and run this brand. Whoever could it be? They need to be strong, compassionate, probably Asian, definitely tall, and obviously ridiculously handsome. It'd probably be best if their name begins with an "A" as well. For obvious reasons.

Andy (Brand Director)